Suburban Warrior

Did everyone watch the Oscars last night?

Unfortunately, Suburban Warrior was still recovering from her late Friday night and fell asleep about 30 minutes into the show. But I did have some comments...

What is the deal with Renee Zellweger?? I'm sure she's a very nice person, but I, personally, find her fugly. In my book, she's physically gone downhill since "Jerry Maguire". I admit she's a very good actress and is dedicated enough to her craft that she is willing to gain a zillion pounds for a role (but come to think of it, I'm just as dedicated... since I've obtained "the role" of stay at home mother, I, too, have gained close to a zillion pounds. Unfortunately, I don't have a million bucks and some hunky personal trainer to help me take the weight off...). But what is the deal with her shiny face?? I would love to take a Stridex pad to her face and see what I come up with! And did you see her last night with her dark hair? Is it my imagination or is she slowly turning Asian?

Ugh, and you can take Annette Bening and Warren (note to Warren: there is nothing sexy about an old goat siring children in his 60's). I enjoyed Annette in "The Grifters", but now she acts as though she is Hollywood royalty. She tries so damn hard to look "poised". She worked the red carpet like she had an Oscar up her ass. Who the hell does she think she is? Dame Judy Dench? I was happy to see her get "Swanked" by Hillary Swank, AGAIN!!

Clint Eastwood...I could take him or leave him. He did look better than he's looked in the past. I remember when I saw "Bridges of Madison County" (snoozefest by the way) a few years ago. He was repulsive with his veins throbbing in his forehead and liver spots all over his body. Clint was suppose to be sexy in that?? Ok, then...my grandfather still has a chance to be voted People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive".

Sorry, but that's all the time I have for today...schools are closed AGAIN because of the weather. If I have to play one more game of Uno...