Suburban Warrior

Did it have any whitening benefits?
 

Nah...no whitening benefits AND my breath really didn't smell too minty, either.
 

SW ---- you are soooo desperate to submit the next best dual use household product for Hints from Heloise. Pathetic. BTW, use a diaper rash cream with white zinc oxide (like A&D) to have a dual use product for both your baby's diaper rash and for your own need to whiten your yellow teeth.
 

Grody to the max! Gag me with a spoon!
 

Grody to the max! Gag me with a spoon!
 

Warning: FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. Keep out of reach of children. In case of accidental ingestion, seek medical help or contact a poison control center immediately.
 

Thank God it wasn't Preparation H!