Suburban Warrior

That will leave a smile on your face forever!! Where can I get a pair?
 

I am not a believer of the power panties. Have you had a foot/calf massage at Amazing Nails by the male pedicurist? MUSH
 

Mush, you no give my seclets away. I rubb you rong time no mole!
 

Irene here. What else would you expect from a "manipulative whore"? Tomato-stuffed bra on top...vibrating Hanes Her Way on the bottom. Ready to hit the mall and do that back-to-school shopping!
 

Irene, don't forget your Hush Puppies!
 

Anyone out there notice that Oprah is ALWAYS (every single solid month) on the cover of her O magazine? MUSH
 

Mush, are you a subscriber or just checking it out in the grocery check-out? I do L-O-V-E Oprah, but the woman does seem to be a little narcissistic w/those cover shots. This month she went sans lipstick, yet very heavy on the eye makeup. -Irene
 

Actually, Oprah is a bit of a manipulative whore. Recently I've caught her wearing vibrating undies while dusting and vacuuming. It's probably one reason she has such a big smile on her face while posing for those damn cover shots.
 

Irene, without revealing too much about myself, no ... I do not subscribe to O Magazine. I am fortunate to sit in a reception room weekly for two hours. This treatment center has a highly desirable magazine selection, including O Magazine and People. However, when the day comes that I no longer require weekly services, I'll find myself shelling out the big bucks for magazine subscriptions. MUSH
 

I'm sure I'm not the only one wondering what MUSH is doing at a treatment center for several hours each week. Any ideas?
 

It's an experimental treatment center. The trials are free and can be received at Sybil and Friends, Inc. located in the yellow pages. MUSH
 

We'll get to the bottom of MUSH's treatments!
 

Bottom? Bottom! Maybe she's having treatments on her bottom.