Suburban Warrior

This whole topic is getting disturbing--maybe even worse than Anthony's indecent exposure. Don't know Irene but thought she was a wordsmith--maybe she's a pervsmith?
 

That is creepy. Is "Irene" really Angelina Jolie? Acutally I think Irene's true iden"titty" is known to me now. The jig is up. Or should that be "jugs"?
 

What's the point in life if you don't live it? Go for it Irene! We all want great boobs regardless of whether they are dots on our chest, sagging, pointy, etc. "We must, we must, increase our bust!" The only downside I can think of is that no one will honestly be able to say, "What's shaking Irene?" or "let's get Jiggy with It" because your boobs will be beautiful yet no longer jiggly. MUSH
 

PSHAW! Who's sex life with their brother wouldn't be improved with larger boobs? AS IF, SUBURBAN WARRIOR! You omitted one key point to your gentle readers. My brother is treating me to breast augmentation surgery if, and only if, I can talk his flat-chested wife, my sister-in-law, into getting the same thing done. He knows she'd never do it alone! And Irene, a true warrior, is brave enough to do it.
 

Shouldn't that last entry read "WHOSE sex life with HER brother wouldn't be improved BY larger boobs?" But, then again, how often does one write that sentence?
 

Tough one, this is. I know, as a man, I certainly like shelf space 'upstairs', but fake ones?? How bad is it Irene? What are your really going to get out of this? Or worse, what is your brother going to get out of this??
If this is a sex thing, my advice is to redirect your talents to other areas. (I'll let you figure that one out.) If it is a self image thing, same advice!! Either way, good luck.
1st Mate.
 

Irene here, publicly humiliated. As if public commentary on my boobs, or lack thereof, is not bad enough, there was also the speculation of incest. And, worst of all, there now has been criticism of my grammar. It's all become too painful for poor Irene. I shall return some day perhaps, but for now I bid you adieu. (Back to my fundraising.)
 

Oh, my! This is a sad day in that Irene's situations and comments add a lot to this blog. Maybe, after she's gotten the new boobs and had that fling with her brother, she'll return. Here's hoping!
 

I'm just happy to see that Irene's boobs have replaced hairy Anthony as the topic of discussion. The brother paying issue aside, I say go for it Irene - life's too short - if it makes you happy go for it! Just don't parlay your new "mountain range" into a porn star career - I'm not sure us blog readers could handle that news!
 

All of this Anthony & Irene blogging has now got me thinking about hairy boobs - EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!
 

Talk to Suburban Warrior about that problem. She routinely plucks her nipples of coarse black hairs.