Suburban Warrior

Chewbacca, how did you land in New Jersey?
 

god...that is a perfect picture of anthony, How did you ever get his backside? I didn't think anyone would be so brave.
 

Come on, Kelli. We know it's a rear shot of you before your beach trip "preparation."
 

Wow. I should know better than to be taking a sip of coffee while reading blogs...

Wow. Wow.
 

Hmmm. Anthony obviously has some Italian blood in him. Perhaps a distant relative of that seagoing pioneer, Christopher Columbus. "Neet"! -Irene
 

UGHHHH - Now I think I'm ready to commit Hairry Karri!
 

Excuse me while I go throw up!
 

I wish I could say something to defend my friend. But he is truly a repulsive animal.
I am sorry but I can't help imagine if Anthony and the Suburban Warrior ever became an item. With the hair on both of them. Good Lord.
The kids would look like Chia pets. Not to mention the fact that during whoopie they would get so tangled they would have to be seperated with the jaws of life.
Now I'm gonna throw up.
HJ
 

Hey HJ:
Maybe your hairy daughter will grow up and hook up with Anthony...
 

Gloves are off, eh, Kelli?? I can't help but think how 'unclean' you must have felt after our night together. Most women just claim it was a big mistake, or that they were drunk. Or temporary insanity, which in your case, isn't so temporary. But posting a picture of just me while I was sleeping it off?? That's low.
ANYWHO. You think I've been a thorn in your side? Well, sister, I'm about to become that pain in your ass!!
The captain and myself are going back out on the high seas this weekend. Can we bring a picture of you to ward off evil spirits??
Love,
Chewy
 

I'm not sure what is hairier - his butt, back, or BALLS... well, make that "ball" given that you can only see ONE of them (The other one is caught up in a rats nest hairball tangled mess - he's gonna need scissors to let that baby dangle free again!)
 

Yikes! Kelli, I'm not sure it was a good idea to "ruffle the feathers" of Anthony. I wouldn't want that guy talking about "taking off the gloves" with me since it's obvious that when he takes off anything it exposes massive amount of thick fur. Watch your back (so to speak)!
 

Who is Anthony? He's obviously experiencing a Viagra side effect with all that excessive body hair.

MUSH
 

Defintion of Anthony: "Patron Saint of swineherds, because he always lived in woods and forests." Boy, if that isn't apropos, I don't know what is!!!!!!
 

Atesenf--you wonder what his face looks like?? Pretty much the same as his backside...
 

Man, this is a popular topic. The suburban warrior has not posted fresh brain droppings in about 3 days!! Guess you're too busy with your appletinis and braiding your toe hair. I don't mind asking, Has this been the most commented log in SW history?? What are we up to 17? 18? Once again it takes a MAN to get things going!!
Chewy