Suburban Warrior

It has come to my attention that some readers did not understand the proper use of the word "puss" in my last post.

Let me clarify. When referring to Aunt Sis' puss, I meant her face (as in "sour puss", or "get that frown off your puss" or "Harry John has the fugliest puss I've ever seen"). This is a wholesome blog (for God's sake, my mother-in-law reads this!). Being a christian woman, I would never use that term in the way that some interpreted my writing...honestly, what's wrong with some of you?? Why in the name of God would I refer to my great aunt's privates? Go directly to your kitchen cabinet, pull out a big frying pan and hit yourself over the head with it.

I have to go watch my "Sex and the City" dvd now...