Suburban Warrior

If one has children, should one consume more than 3 appletinis in a night? What about a nice swig of Benadryl (my friend and I refer to this as a "benny cocktail") or a Tylenol PM at the end of a long day in the burbs?? Should a lady be cut off at a Pampered Chef party if she is getting plastered and rips up her order form? (Should she at least put forth the effort to buy the corn holders?). I think I'm turning into my mother.