What do these geriatrics have in common?? They both continue to think they are twenty-five years old and can be action heroes!! Uh, not so much, boys!
Yes, presently you can find Sylvester Stallone in ROCKY XIIIIIIIIII, allegedly going toe-to-toe with someone who could be his grandson. It doesn't matter that Rocky now looks about as old as his first coach, Mickey (Meredith Burgess in vein-popping performances...). Seriously, have you seen Sylvester recently? His face is more bloated than Jerry Lewis' face. At least in this go-round Adrian had the decency to act her age (she's dead).
Harrison Ford? Har-ri-son Ford?? Ok, that guy has been in a midlife crisis for the last decade. First, he gets his ear pierced. Then he ditches his wife. Then he takes up flying...AND THEN...AND THEN... HE STARTS DATING THAT WALKING CADAVER, CALISTA FLOCKHART!!!! (Sidenote: I don't get her. I didn't get Ally McBeal. I don't get her.) Anyhoo, this fool is about to start filming a new Indiana Jones movie with him, naturally, as the hero. As if.
You know who I blame for this false sense of age? I blame Dick Clark. Yes, you heard me...Dick Clark. I admit Dick hung in there a very long time...he looked great for his age...up until...HE HAD A FRICKIN STROKE!! Did you see that man on the last two "Dick Clark's New Year's Eve"? Sad, just sad. Note to Dick: Exit stage left, buddy. Are they going to just keep draggin that man out every New Year's from 11:46 to 11:48 simply because he's Dick Clark?? Pretty soon its going to start looking a lot like "Weekend at Bernie's"...
The sun has set...go home already.
What about Diane Keaton...Father of the Bride II...PA-LEASE? And has she heard about teeth whitening? NASTY!
ReplyDeleteVery funny post Suburban Warrior!!!
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteI've heard that Weekend at Bernie's line before... Oh, yeah. Some of the "young moms" at your daughter's baptism were whispering about you...
ReplyDeleteThat was probably the last time Irene was even in a church.
ReplyDeleteIrene, ye' with saggy boobs should not make fun of "older women."
ReplyDeleteWay to go- you are voiceing? my thoughts exactly. Glad yoou are back swinging. Hoo-ha atesenf
ReplyDeleteNow that's the piss & vinegar SW that has been missing for so long. Welcome back ya old cynical blogtress.
ReplyDeletewhat post did sw delete from Irene? it was probably hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSuburban Warrior did not delete Irene's comment...Irene deleted herself. SW does not delete comments unless truly offensive.
ReplyDeleteHow about Bruce Willis? I think he's delicious and rugged but handles his 50-ish age and his babysitters, I mean girlfriends, really well.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Nancy Pelosi? Do her eyebrows seem unnaturally high or is she always simply ALERT?
ReplyDeleteBUG EYES...Nancy's got BUG EYES!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you see the SNL skit about NP and deviant sex practices? Does this point to some behavior that is being kept quiet or is whispered in the halls of Congress?
ReplyDeleteHer eyebrows are normal but she has deeply set eyes. I think she looks good for a granny.
ReplyDeleteLet's move from the House to the Senate. Liddy Dole? What's up with her cosmetics? And comeovers, let's start with Carl Levin.
ReplyDeleteNew Post, New Post.
ReplyDeleteSome New Year Resolution - three posts in 19 days?
ReplyDeleteALS, PLAY NICE. sw IS OUR FRIEND.
ReplyDelete19 divided by 3 = 6.something. An average of 1 post per week. I think the resolution has been honored.
ReplyDelete