Sunday, October 29, 2006
Speaking of Marriage...
Today, my husband celebrates TWELVE years of sheer bliss with moi.
Yes, twelve years ago I glided down the aisle (yes people...glide...as I was thirty pounds lighter) into his waiting arms. As we exchanged vows and looked into each other's eyes, I thought to myself, 'SUCKER!'.
Anyhoo, twelve years and two children later, I still can't believe my luck.
Yes, twelve years ago I glided down the aisle (yes people...glide...as I was thirty pounds lighter) into his waiting arms. As we exchanged vows and looked into each other's eyes, I thought to myself, 'SUCKER!'.
Anyhoo, twelve years and two children later, I still can't believe my luck.
Speaking of Marriage...
Today, my husband celebrates TWELVE years of sheer bliss with moi.
Yes, twelve years ago I glided down the aisle (yes people...glide...as I was thirty pounds lighter) into his waiting arms. As we exchanged vows and looked into each other's eyes, I thought to myself, 'SUCKER!'.
Anyhoo, twelve years and two children later, I still can't believe my luck.
Yes, twelve years ago I glided down the aisle (yes people...glide...as I was thirty pounds lighter) into his waiting arms. As we exchanged vows and looked into each other's eyes, I thought to myself, 'SUCKER!'.
Anyhoo, twelve years and two children later, I still can't believe my luck.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
You're Doing What????
Poor Aunt Meggy.
I called NJ to touch base with Aunt Meggy, who is now six months preggers with Loud Baby #4! As if her house isn't crazy enough, this is what was going on there...
ME: "Hey, what are you doing? I just called to let you know that Fox Reality TV is having a marathon of 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance', which I know you wouldn't want to miss since you are basically married to his twin".
AM: "Damn, I love Randi and the whole Coy family, but I'm sorta busy picking up crotchless undies...and besides we're right in the middle of watching 'Little People, Big World'."
ME: "Oh." What the? "Let me get this straight. Did I hear you right...you're picking up crotchless underwear while watching midgets?"
AM: Sigh..."Yeah, apparently Herbie (their new puppy) has taken a liking to my underpants and Ally's undies and eats the crotches out of them. He hasn't touched the males' underpants (DUH!! Think Harry John!!), but he can't get enough of ours. And those midgets are amazing..."
My poor sister...this is her life. I just knew nothing good could come out of marrying that man...
I called NJ to touch base with Aunt Meggy, who is now six months preggers with Loud Baby #4! As if her house isn't crazy enough, this is what was going on there...
ME: "Hey, what are you doing? I just called to let you know that Fox Reality TV is having a marathon of 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance', which I know you wouldn't want to miss since you are basically married to his twin".
AM: "Damn, I love Randi and the whole Coy family, but I'm sorta busy picking up crotchless undies...and besides we're right in the middle of watching 'Little People, Big World'."
ME: "Oh." What the? "Let me get this straight. Did I hear you right...you're picking up crotchless underwear while watching midgets?"
AM: Sigh..."Yeah, apparently Herbie (their new puppy) has taken a liking to my underpants and Ally's undies and eats the crotches out of them. He hasn't touched the males' underpants (DUH!! Think Harry John!!), but he can't get enough of ours. And those midgets are amazing..."
My poor sister...this is her life. I just knew nothing good could come out of marrying that man...
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
It Is ALWAYS Mom's Fault!!
One of the drawbacks of having daughters is that, no matter what, they can find some way to blame their MOTHER for everything...
As I was brushing my daughter's hair for school this morning, she informed me that yesterday a classmate made fun of her hair. I asked Elizabeth what she said in response to the girl. Without hesitation, Elizabeth said, "Oh, I told her 'my mother is doing the best she can'".
Thanks Elizabeth...I try.
As I was brushing my daughter's hair for school this morning, she informed me that yesterday a classmate made fun of her hair. I asked Elizabeth what she said in response to the girl. Without hesitation, Elizabeth said, "Oh, I told her 'my mother is doing the best she can'".
Thanks Elizabeth...I try.
